What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:14

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
Goldfinger
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
How has your life changed since starting college?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”